Eye on Monday: Bonding with the Red River

I’ve been long overdue to get down to the Red River.  After watching, reading and hearing about what happened in the Fargo-Moorhead area this past winter, I needed to meet the river, face-to-face.  It was imperative I gathered myself, geared up and did some hard riding to learn what makes this river tick. 

Lacking my own heavy-duty, trail-worthy mountain bike but feeling relatively secure in my manhood, I borrowed the wheels from a certain five-year-old girl who lives under the same roof as me. 

Actually, “borrowed” may not be wholly accurate.  Let’s just say a bargain was struck and I wasn’t even present to vote on it. 

Until today I was unaware of the Wheels for Ice Cream bill, passed in the Gabriel House just this morning.  The bill is very simple:

  • One scoop would allow me 30 minutes on the bike.   
  • Two scoops would get me an hour. 
  • Three or more scoops and I get unlimited time on the bike, plus…she goes to bed the second I ask her.  No debate, no stalling, no tantrums. 

There was, however, a small item on page 117 of the bill – the final page dealing with the three-scoop option – that gave me cause for concern:  If she doesn’t finish all three scoops, the “goes to bed the second I ask her” language is thrown out.

I rode for 60 minutes.  She ate her two scoops while I sprawled out on a picnic table with ice packs on my knees.

A man and his daughter's bike

Filed Under: bikingChristopher GabrielFargohumorNorth Dakota

About the Author: Christopher serves up sports on 940 ESPN Radio in Fresno with a good deal of pop culture, films, music and the quirky side of life mixed in. Distinguished guests and contributors from across the nation and around the world regularly join the program. He tackles the most complex stories to ones slightly off the radar delivering depth and humor with a thoughtful perspective. When he was in Fargo, the city not the movie, the program was nominated for Best Radio Show in the Red River Valley in 2012, 2013 and 2014 by readers of The Forum of Fargo-Moorhead. As a writer, Christopher's work has been been published by the Chicago Sun-Times, Sun-Times Network publications, Reuters, USA Volleyball and Team USA, the Official Website of the U.S. Olympic Committee.

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  1. Jules says:

    Did you get to honk the horn on the bicycle? At least the white basket matches your white hat. What a pair!
    .-= Jules´s last blog ..My Comfy Bear!!!! =-.


    Christopher Gabriel Reply:

    Jules – So there’s this little bell on the handlebars. I tried ringing it once and nearly tumbled off the thing into the river. A little boy nearby said “maybe you shouldn’t ring the bell.”


  2. terri says:

    Where’s your helmet, Mister? What sort of example are you setting for the young people of America by not wearing a helmet?

    Another thing to consider for future rides… chaps. I think you need some leathers!
    .-= terri´s last blog ..Back from Vacation =-.


    Christopher Gabriel Reply:

    My helmet……..what are you talking about? Don’t you see it? It’s right there, on my head. It’s just very, very small….



  3. PhillyPat says:

    You have a certain Lance Armstrong look in this photo. Can’t quite get a look at the quads tho…


  4. Mike says:

    You look like a total bad-ass from the arms up.
    .-= Mike´s last blog ..UpdateForm =-.


    Christopher Gabriel Reply:

    And from the arms down…you’re thinking maybe PhotoShop is in my future? 🙂


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