Bits, Rants and Laughs

From an odd guy in Omaha (or was it Topeka?) explaining chicken-tossing at Kansas State basketball games to Don Imus getting fired over his comments on a basketball game… if it’s funny, serious or a little bit of both, you’ll find it right here.

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    CG deals with the new dual-screen monitor and call screener in the WDAY studio
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    Gordy Sheer… Olympic medalist and Dir. of Marketing, USA Luge; CGP contributor
    My voicemail for Gordy and then the chat with him where I try to cover my tracks
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    WDAY Stormtracker Meteorologist Rob Kupec movie trailer… Rob’s in a movie?
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    CG faces down The Snow Overlords as they arrive in Fargo
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    CG details his disaster in the produce section of a Fargo grocery store
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    Jan Softing is a charming, 75% Norwegian and an expert on Lutefisk and Lefse
    Jan explains the near-riot at a Fargo grocery story due to a late-arriving Lutefisk truck
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    CG reacts to an email from a listener… the email “annoyed” him
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    Jeff Kolpack… Forum sportswriter and Monday regular on the CG Program
    Jeff and CG discuss the fiasco that is the Bowl Championship Series system
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    CG on The Morning Buzz with Ben and Tracy
    A former babysitter for Tracy leaves a troubling voicemail on CG’s office phone
    The Morning Buzz, AM 970 WDAY

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    CG, Jay Thomas and two callers discuss the nature of show spies… with audio proof
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    Column therapy with CG
    CG works through one of his Forum columns for a reader named Wes
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    The Top 5 @ 10… a daily feature on the program
    This is a favorite of CG and producer Erik Matson
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    CG’s State of Healthcare Reform Address… perhaps rant is more accurate
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    Arnie from Jamestown… a listener takes CG to task over Brett Favre
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    James Denton… ABC’s Desperate Housewives
    JD, Jay Thomas and CG break down traffic lights and man crushes
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    Is the Genie out of the bottle in West Fargo… It is in Saudi Arabia
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    Scott Miller, voice of the F-M Redhawks and NDSU Athletics
    He explains how The CG Program = clubhouse magic for the Redhawks
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    Dear John… offering sensitivity to a listener
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    A statement from Bus Cook, Brett Favre’s agent, on what he knows and doesn’t know
    The Christopher Gabriel Program, AM 970 WDAY

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    The Farmland Almanac with Harrison Beillor
    The Power Trip Morning Show, AM 1130 KFAN

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    Minnesota Gophers Insight Bowl collapse
    For What it’s Wirth, 100.3 KTLK

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    CBS, Don Imus, Rutgers…CG’s take
    Saturday Tabloid, 100.3 KTLK

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    Kansas State fans tossing chickens
    Saturday Tabloid, 100.3 KTLK

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    The nightmare of centipedes
    Saturday Tabloid, 100.3 KTLK

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    Parenting… you think you know how to be a parent until you finally become one
    Saturday Tabloid, 100.3 KTLK

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    NBC, Virginia Tech tragedy… CG’s take
    Saturday Tabloid, 100.3 KTLK

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    Food News: Iowa Chinese buffet apocalypse
    Chowhounds, 100.3 KTLK

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    Year-end holiday summation letters need to go away
    For What it’s Wirth, 100.3 KTLK